who took my hot sauce?!?!

since living in AZ, i've had a really hard time making girlfriends. i know i'm the common denominator in the equation, but c'mon. 2 1/2 years and hardly anything. i had a few girls i was hanging out with but they were friends of the (ex)BF. once we broke up, nothing exactly lasted. then there was adena. oh adena. started out great then i got stabbed. i tell ya, look out for them red heads. you do one thing to piss 'em off and you're head fuckin rolls! so anyway... oct '08, i start working in a new salon (same boss just different building). the girl dow the hall catches my eye. we chat between clients and realize we have a great chemistry together. fast forward 4 months. being recently single, i loooooove me some girl's nights out. she and i went out last sat. i'm broke so she said we can go to her friends' house to watch the UFC fight and have some booze and pizza. her preggers friend was our DD so we were both tipsy before we even got there. they were doing air pumped beer bongs (courtney i know you wouldda made me proud!!) and everyone was having a great time. we left the party around 12:45am. did the ritual drunken fast food drive-by. went to jack in the box. our order went something like... 6 breakfast jacks, 4 monster tacos, a jumbo jack w/ bacon, small fry, egg & cheese burrito (that's mine), and a jumbo jack combo meal. and LOTS of hot sauce. holy fucking shit! no one needs $23 worth of JINB!! so after what felt like 15 minutes of waiting we get all of our food and our preggers DD offers the guy at the window a coors light for his trouble (the trouble being dealing with 4 drunken idiots). we finally get back home where we all inhale our food w/out even thinking. roxie, the drunkest of them all, starts talking about bugs and how much she hates them. i said "honey, why are you so hateful towards the bugs??" she says, and i saved it in my phone because i knew i'd forget, "i hate bugs cuz they fly off with my hot sauce packets!" umm... WTF!!! so we pass out sometime around 1:30-1:45am. i'm on a love seat, roxie's friend anna is passed out on the other couch, so rox takes a blanket and pillow and passes out n the floor. we all woke up around 4:30 and roxie says "what the fuck am i doing sleeping on the fucking floor?!?!?!?!?!" i had to explain that she pretty much passed the fuck out right there. she mumbles something and goes back to bed. we wake up at 8am and roxie does this huge stretch and says "i love stretching. it's like the best invention EVER!!!!" this is your brain on whiskey...

i'm baaaack

so i finally got internet last night after almost 2 months without. you never know how much you use it until you have extremely limited access (thanks mo!!) it was almost like giving up heroin (is heroin easier to give up??). i'd wake up in the midle of the night with cold sweats and crack shakes! terrible, really, how reliant we all are on our phones, crackberries, computers, etc. but let's be honest... this really is waaaaay more fun than handwriting certain things to 14 different people...